[Read "Pork Chop's Origin Story, Part 1," "Pork Chop's Origin Story, Part 2," "Pork Chop's Origin Story, Part 3," "Pork Chop's Origin Story, Part 4," "Pork Chop's Origin Story, Part 5," and "Pork Chop's Origin Story, Part 6."]Smear the Glob
June 5, 2003
On Tuesday, it was Operation Butter Up Pork Chop. Loren and I went to the SPCA and was greeted by Jennifer, the webmaster and the person fostering our kitten. I was grateful that she was so accommodating of our multiple visits. I chuckled and declared, “Do we obsess more than anyone who comes in to adopt a cat?”
Jennifer did not chuckle. Instead, she said, “Well, I think it’s nice.”
I looked at Loren and exclaimed, “That means we do!” Jennifer looked away.
I entered the adoption office, and Pork Chop walked up to me immediately. I think he recognized my glasses, which he once tried to bat off my face. Jennifer did not leave the office long enough for me to smear the glob of Blue Bonnet that was melting in my jacket pocket all over Pork Chop’s fur. No matter. He has a belly. One more week to go, and I don’t think we have to manipulate things.
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